Christianity has been having a tough time of late. Child sex abuse scandals in the Catholic Church (deemed “petty gossip” by a Vatican spokesman), Hutaree militias plotting to kill police officers, the list goes on. The Guardian’s Hadley Freeman has devised a decidedly tongue-in-cheek strategy to restore Christianity’s image:
- Ally itself with Apple.
- Check into a sex-addiction clinic.
- Embark on a tour of the national media to tell everyone that Christianity is now going into hiding.
- Hold press conferences at major group events to prove one’s humility, thereby ensuring that all attention is taken away from the other, competing religions.
- Marry Jennifer Aniston or Cheryl Cole.
Please note the “Irreverant” categorization of this post. We all need a little satire once in a while. Read the whole thing here.
Tags: Catholic Church, Christianity, Hadley Freeman, Hutaree